An empty box of chocolates sat on the table. Roxy had been the first to open it, of course. As had often been the case at Hogwarts, her sweet tooth gotten her in trouble. Empty chocolate wrappers littered the table. This time, there were no children running around, no men who had been women, or people singing at every opportunity. There was ( Read more... )

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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With a very wet SPLAT!, three slugs and a rat fell onto the table in the sorting room. The slugs were, as slugs generally are, naked and slimy. The rat, however, was looking rather posh in a tux. Groaning, he pushed himself up off the table, only to be confronted ( Read more... )